This new Version of Firefox...

...Is the shit!! The thing is so intuitive, and streamlined, and it has a built in spell checker y'all, it saved my life twice already today, while sending some professional type e-mails, i mean, i always proof-read before i send, but this helps me save time. The only thing I'll ever use Internet Explorer for, is to point my browser to Mozilla.com and download Firefox. Do yourself a favor and at least try it out, you won't be disappointed.*

*(No Mozilla ain't paying me, but they should)

This has GOT to be the most fucked up costume ever!

Head ova to My Boy Peabo DeBarge's blog to see what I'm talking about......

so wrong.......

Tha Aftermath : Just for Halloween

Told y'all i was goin do it! Happy Halloween er'ybody!! I want some damn candy corn.....

Shit and Giggles Presents: New York and Red Oyster from Flavor of Love

First of all did y'all catch that Reunion on VH1 last nite? That shit was beyond hilarious. Bootz had better been on her track team to be sprinting like that, and y'all seen how the security caught home gurl like he was catching a pass at the superbowl?! I might post a vid of that lata. Hilarious shit, although, i didn't like the way it ended, my homeboy hit the nail on the head when he said that this was all a big ass ad for New York's show "The Flavette".

Anywho.... i ran into this clip from C&D:Crunk and Disorderly, of New York and Red Oyster from Flavor of Love talking to this Akon looking nigga about their experiences on the show. I don't think either one of them is taking it seriously cus New York is doing her makeup and Oyster look like she just don't give a damn. Is it just me or does this shit play out like the intro to a lame ass porno?

Pharrell - That Gurl feat Snoop Dogg & Charlie Wilson

This is a real hot video, the production values are the best i've seen in a while, it not just another booty shaking video, it's a lot like the Beautiful joint Snoop and Pharrell did together, but it feels a bit different. The lead female in the video (Lauren London aka "New New" from ATL) is the icing on the cake, she is so damn fyne!! She actually did her first video Frontin' with Pharell, so i guess he decided to have her do an encore. I wonder if that phone's menu (the Nokia N93 for those who wanna know), really looks like that, if so, imma have to cop that phone (anybody who knows me knows imma gadget freak).

Youtube Fridaze: Blackstreet Joy

For some bloody reason, this song has been stuck in my head all week and i can't seem to shake it, i didn't even know there was a video for it until i did a Youtube search. I can't even remember what was goin on in my life when i first heard this song, but it musta sparked some unconscious memory and forced me to download it. Can't believe this was over a decade ago (i was friggin ten yers old!!). We seriously need niggas like this (Tony! Toni! Tone!, Mint Condition) to bring us that good shit again.

Only a Jamaican Could Pull this off: Black and White Twins Y'all!!

They should have quite an interesting life, the sibling fights should prove to be most hilarious. "Shut up Nigga!" "Who you talking to ya cracka ass cracka!?"

A BLACK mother with a white husband has given birth to twin girls of different colours in a million-to-one medical miracle.

In what is believed to be an Australian first, mum Natasha Knight, 35, of Jamaican-English heritage, and father Michael Singerl, 34, of German heritage, conceived the girls, one black and one white, naturally.

The couple also has a five-year-old daughter Taylah, who is blue-eyed with blonde hair and a light olive complexion.

The twins, Alicia and Jasmin, were born in Queensland's Caboolture Hospital in May.

Experts say the chance of twins being born with such different physical characteristics is about a million to one.

Ms Knight said she was shocked when she saw how different her daughters were.

"When they were born you could see there was a colour difference straight away. We couldn't believe it,'' she said.

"Alicia's eyes were brown and her hair was dark. Jasmin's eyes were blue and her hair was white - you could hardly see her hair or her eyebrows.

"We were joking when I was pregnant about what if one baby looked like me and one looked like Michael. We joked about one light one, one dark one, so it was amazing when it actually happened.''

More Here - The Daily Telegraph

Behind The Scenes: Flavor of Love 2 Reunion

Here's a snippet of the "dramaticality" that we can expect on Sunday, when the full episode airs. I personally can't wait for Flav AKA City Black and his hoarde of whores (that wasn't very nice i know) to grace my television set with their craziness.

Neva Trust a big butt and a smile.....

I'm truly convinced that a woman will be the downfall of man. Before y'all ladies grab pitch forks and storm the castle looking for the evil monster, allow me to explain. About 10 minutes ago I was walking through the Student Union deciding whether or not i should attend my next class, when an amazing smile managed to capture my attention in the midst of all the activity going on around me, and in an instant, and i mean in about 10 seconds (maybe less) 2 dollars magically dissappered from my wallet.

All homegurl had to do was flash me her pearly whites and i was two dollars poorer. The way she smiled at me made me feel like she was a long lost friend, and after that i had absolutely no control. It felt like a Sci-Fi movie; you know, when the spaceship hovers ova you and yo ass is sucked into the tractor beam. I mindlessly waltzed over to the table, and this is the part that confuses me. The table had to be the worst fundraising table ever. The sign was made out of a folded piece of printing paper (in her defense it was neatly folded, but, it would have been better if she had hired one of them lemonade stand kids to handle the signage), the writing was in pencil, and the merchandise was quite mediocre. In the middle of the table all lonley and shit, Homegurl had nuthin but a small tupperware bowl of some "homemade" cookies, which looked suspicously storebought, and some paper towels to serve the cookies with.

I ambled over and she said something to me, but i can't even remember what it was, cause i was in awe and wondering how the hell i arrived at this table. I think it was something about some Women in Journalism and Media fund or something to that effect. I instantly handed over that cash, and didn't even take any cookies, 'cus my dumbass wasn't in the mood for cookies and told her to keep 'em. As I walked away and the reality that my wallet was two dollars lighter set in, i snapped out of my trance and started cursing myself. I know it was for a good cause and all, but i felt extremely uneasy about the way i was entrapped in that situation, and that fact that i now know that i dosen't take much for me to part with my hard earned cash, cus she sure as hell didn't convice me with her kindergarten table presentation. At least this became a learning experience and, i am armed with this knowledge for the future, but i know she out there flashin that same kodak smile and reeling in more niggas like me.

Dats what i'm talkin about!

It's been a rough week, i got exams up to my neck, got a lot of shit to plan, bills to pay, u know the usual. One thing i can look forward to almost every week is Alehouse thursdays. Damn near every Thursday (which is also ladies nite at this establishment), me and a bunch of the boyz (gurls come thru every now and then), head over to our favorite watering hole and have us some wings and get liquored up, while we catch up on shit thats goin on wit us. We take turns with picking up the tab (although most times i find myself contributing every week). It's something to look forward to at the end of a hectic week.

Last nite we chillin' and clownin' as usual, my eyes are focused on this one particular female, one of them females that's not all that fine, but there's just something about the way she carries herself that appeals to you. I start to notice a group of dudes gettin heated at the pool table, they had to be playing for some bread for them to be acting like that, one was tryin to hold due with a black wife beater back (homeboy had a beer bottle in his hand, and by the way he was holding it i swore he was gon' clock one of the other guys wit it), black wife beater starts rappin' : "oh yeah watch you wan' do bout it?!", white tee :"lets go outside den!", and they proceed to make their way towrds the exit. At this point, damn near the whole bar gets up as if it were synchronized and follows them outside. I'm follwing everybody and my ass is pushed to the side by a heavyset boucer looking waiter, i'm like, damn this nigga better had not seen a fight in a while he brushing past me like dat.

I get outside and i see black wife beater on top of white tee and he laying into him, black wife beater flips white tee over and returns the favor, right as white tee about to throw a couple more punches, heavyset bouncer waiter jumps his big ass in between them and gives white tee a big ass push, (i mean a big ASS push, nigga went flying the f**k back) and i realize why he wanted to get past me so bad. He broke up the fight and we all went back inside, and them dudes actually went back to their tables and it was almost like it never happened.

My point here, is that i think all this bullshit these days with niggas pulling out guns and kinifes is a piece of crap, we gotta bring it back to the days of fisticuffs , and real fighting. And if y'all wanna shoot somebody, we could take it back even further and do it Wild West High Noon style, that way both parties now exactly wassup and we can see who gpn punk out or not. At least these dudes at the bar were man enough to take it outside, and not start shit up inside the bar. Now-a-days all these cowardly young niggas just wanna head for the trunk and start lightin' the place up, if you happen to be in the bullet's way, then too bad for yo ass. I'm just saying real niggas fight with fists, we need to start a petiton, call your local congressman and bring it back Kimbo Style:

FIU Vs UM (All are runners up for the The "stupidest" negro(s) of the week award)

I wasn't there, and i'm glad, but here's my take on the whole situation. *taps mic, Is this shit on?!* If y'all niggas gon' fight at least have the decency to score a mothafuckin point. Gatdammit, y'all can be embarassing y'all selves by being an 0-6 (now 0-7) team, and getting into a high profile game like this and royally fuckin it up. I know the UM team instigated this shit but y'all could been the bigger team and came back with some points instead of turn the field into a scene from fuckin Braveheart.



Apparently now that we got into a fight with UM the school spirit and comradery has gone up ten fold. Get the fuck outta here?!! We gotta fight a cross town team for niggas to start reppin da school team, and we lost. That's a damn shame. Start with a W by your names first then y'all can talk shit and fight all you want. I'm Done. *drops mic and walks off stage*

"Wall of Wind": FIU hurricane machine can destroy a house

Stole this from Engadget :

"Following the devastating consequences brought about by last year's Hurricane Katrina, there has been renewed interest from academia and the insurance industry in minimizing the damage caused by these monster storms, and what better way to test structural integrity than by actually exposing buildings to hurricane-style conditions? Traditionally the only way to subject building materials to powerful gusts has been stuffing miniature replicas inside a wind tunnel, but the results of these tests don't accurately convey the real-world effects on life-size structures. Enter Florida International University professor Stephen Leatherman, who, with the help of his students, has constructed a so-called "Wall of Wind" capable of destroying a free-standing house in under 10 minutes. In its current iteration, the Wall uses two stacked eight-foot diameter fans hooked up to a pair of 500-horsepower engines to produce winds in excess of 115-mph, with plumbing that allows water to be fed into the system and whipped against the target. Amazingly, this hurricane machine is only the first of two others the researchers have planned: currently they're working on a six-fan version capable of 140-mph winds, and if they succeed in winning a $5.8 million "Center of Excellence" grant from the state, construction on a monster 18-fan rig will begin in a specially-built steel building next to the Homestead Air Reserve Base. How powerful would the 18-fan setup be? Supposedly it will be capable of producing sustained 160-mph winds, the same type of Category 5 conditions that ravaged New Orleans and even jeopardized the mighty Superdome."

Nice to see us in the News for something other than getting our asses handed to us by U.M!!!

I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin'......

I think i just got an idea for the perfect halloween costume.........

Youtube Fridaze: Stoned Professor

I dunno if this man is high or drunk, but i woulda been mad if had missed class the day this shit happened. Word is he got a week's suspension for get lit on the job. [edit] He got his ass fired, the poor guy. Well have a laugh at his expense nonetheless.

Justin Timberlake feat T.I. : My Love

Timbaland did his thing wit this track. The first minute of this video is straight garbage, i would stongly advise you to skip dat shit. The rest of the video is on point tho, it's a bit too plain for my taste, they could have and, should have done way more to a tight ass song like this.

The Security Issue

I'm watchin' BET while i'm gettin ready to head to class and one of them Brinks Home Security commercials come on, and in my head i'm wondering, why ain't no black people ever featured as being robbed? What, we get robbed just as much and maybe even more than everybody else. And it came to me, the Brinks people actually were on to something, they know we're not gonna spend money for somebody to watch our cribs, cus we got our own personal security, if it ain't a gun unda the bed it's a tire iron in the car, and for Jamaicans, we all have our standard issue, class 5 machetes, which we swear by. I personally know a bunch of Jamaicans who keep the machetes handy, be it in the car or at home, and they just stay waiting for somebody to piss them off.

Youtube Fridaze: The Amazing Racist

Shit wrong, Shit funny, Just watch dammit.....

The "stupidest" negro of the week award goes to.....

The fuck wrong wit this nigga?! Every week he beefin wit somebody. This week it's Oprah.

In usual 50 Cent fashion, the rapper has once again decided to pick a fight. This week, 50 Cent has decided to go after Oprah again. In an exclusive interview while backstage at 106 & Park last Thursday, 50 said, "Oprah's great. I just think the only misconception is that she's a Black woman. They say Oprah Winfrey's a Black woman, but she's [been] catering to a demographic of a middle-aged White woman for so long that I believe she's a middle-aged White woman."

These comments stem from a beef that 50 Cent had with Oprah earlier this year after rumors began to circulate that the talk show host refused to have certain rappers on her show.

"Oprah will have a rapist on her show and have a discussion about why they do it, but won't have a rags to riches story on her show," 50 said. He went on to even throw rapper/producer Kanye West in the fire. "She'll have Kanye West on her show. I think middle America would rather have they kids be gay, than have them aggressive."


Is he sayin dat Kanye Gay? Sit yo ass down nigga.

Some of dem outfits he be wearing look Kinda Fruity tho.
Nigga look like he raided Mr. Rogers Closet.

Why people can't have a good time...

..Without starting a fight and doin some dumb junk?! Last nite i'm chillin @ a nice little spot (BTW U.M. got some fine ass gurls) i see this dude pushing up on this excellent specimen of a woman, and baby gurl looked like she wasn't havin any of it, everytime he goes closer homegurl backs away and says no, i'm havin fun watchin the wonderful creations the Lord placed in front of me for the nite, ain't my problem.
Later on i'm chillin wit my homeboy Joseph, we clowning, shots of Patrón and Moet flowing thru our systems, dude from earlier passes by my boy and bumps him and gives him this look, Joseph already told me earlier that he feeling rowdy tonite so i calm his ass down before he starts being stupid. I know dude was wrong and i shoulda let my boy get at him, just based on principle, and we had the goon squad up in the club and they wanted the exercise, but the matter was trivial and we ain't wanna spoil the fun. I calmed him down, took him over to the island gurls, he jumped on one and the booty did the rest. I couln't let him have all da fun so i gots me a gurl and kept the party rolling.
We had a good ass time, gettin ready to leave, i'm saying bye to everyone, i step outside and see some of my boys holding Joseph back. Apparently dude from before pushed up on him again, so my boy Pedro trying to calm this man down, and we end up taking him to the car, we get in and my other homeboy tells us to drive up the other way cus he wanna make sure all he boys leave and don't get in no bullshit. When he does, i see dis nigga wit no shirt on and a tire iron in one hand his homeboys tryin to hold him back and one of my homegurls having a shouting match, we jump back out da car cus aint no gurls gettin hit round here. We tryna calm both of em down, she screaming at him he a punk bitch, and shouting some shit back at her, sayin that she should take a look at how badly he got his ass whopped. We trying to have a little drama as possible cause 5.O pulled up right then.
We got everybody to chill for a mintue, we walking homegurl back to her car. Then the dude from before that Joseph almost fought with, comes walking real fast up to my homegurl, talking some shit about how somebody broke his diamond rope and they gon have to pay for his chain (it was a nice ass chain, had to be worth at least a grand). At that moment it was like somebody pulled the needle off and the record stopped, everybody, i mean everybody that was with us turned in this niggas direction, he quickly realized what time it was and shut his ass up, or it woulda been a much longer night for his ass, even tho the cop were there, we woulda just kicked his dumb and and his chain would become forfeit. It's only principle.
Everybody returned to their senses and we got into the car, made sure all the boys, and my homegurl and her friends did the same, and we cleared it.All in all, i had mad fun tho, i'm not a voilent person, quite the opposite, but i wasn't gon' let no dude hit one of my homegurls. People need to learn how to let shit slide every once-in-a-while, with the exception of dude that was trippin, that nigga shoulda got his head kicked in for actin so stupid the whole night.

Come to understand

Life grows brighter when you come to understand. Live with a love and thankfulness for life, and your understanding of it will become more valuable.

Come to understand that the other people in your world have perspectives, purposes and priorities that are different than yours. It will save you from a lot of needless frustration and anger.

Come to understand that loss is a part of life. And you always have every reason and ability to heal.

Come to understand that giving and receiving are always inseparable. The level of abundance you experience is equal to the value and goodness flowing out from you.

Come to understand that sometimes the most powerful response is patience. There are many battles you do not really need to fight.

Come to understand that whatever may have been or wherever you may find yourself, you always have a choice. Choose to live each moment with positive purpose, and you will truly come to understand.

--Ralph Marston

Shits and Giggles Presents: You Gotta do wat you gotta do

It's an absolute pleasure to see all them dollas i be puttin in dat G-string is goin to a worthy cause. I'll be back next week to help you with next semesters tution, and if you happen to need a tutor, my door is always open.......

P.S. Ya'll wanna guess what she's studying for? (your guess is as good as mine)

I wanna sllep-sleep:see that's how tired i am

I just want to frickin go to sleep. A nice bed, a couch, hell, a cardboard box would do just fine. Thought i could be a soilder and pull an all nighter to study for my Ecology test, but i couldn't even do dat shit. I punked out and went to bed @ 4 got up @ seven and did some more studying. Now all i want is a muddaf'ing bed. Thing is, i gotta work straight till eleven 2nite, ain't that about a bitch. I'll try to sneak some sleep at random points thru-out da day, see if that helps, prolly won't. I just hope i pass that bloody test, the damn thing was hard too, the kinda hard, when damn near all the students let out a collective sigh when they hand in the test and leave the room, i can't even remember one question on dat shit.

On the flip, things could be worse, at least ma day ain't HALF as bad as hers:


Spotted @ The Life And Times Of A Habitual Line-stepper. Whenever i'm having a shitty day, i can just look @/think about this pic and say "at least i ain't got a javelin protrudin' thru my Fresh Whites".