Change Yo Lyfe!!! Part of This Complete Breakfast.

Monday, December 25, 2006

Merry Christmas!!!



From my fam to your fam, have a Happy, Healthy and God Filled Holiday Season.

Thursday, December 21, 2006

The Dark side of Xbox Live




Dear Microsoft/Various Game publishers,

Lets get this straight. I work hard for my damn money, i plunk down $400 for a console, that i'm not certain won't crap out on me in the next week or so (thank God for an extended warranty), and i purchase $60 dollar games. Now, when i put down my hard earned money on the table at Gamestop, i do so with the intention that i'm getting the most for my money, but when i go home and put the disc in the tray, the same bloody day i get it, i have to download some patch, cause the people at quality control refuse to thoroughly go over all aspects of the game. I go through with the update, it only takes a minute, plus it's free, but when you want me to pay exorbitant amounts of cash to unlock stuff that may already present on the VERY SAME game disc i bought earlier, we GON' have a problem.

Via Kotaku

And the case against microtransactions mounts. Industrious NeoGAF poster "a master Ninja" has done a little digging and uncovered just how big some of the "downloads" are over the XBL marketplace for useless shit like Viva PiƱata accessory packs. I say "downloads" because, well, you're not really downloading much at all. From the size of these files, it's clear you're just downloading a key that unlocks content already present on the disc. Content that you've already paid for by paying for the disc.

Not. Cool.

Downloadable Keys that unlock content ON THE DISC that you can ONLY get by PAYING MORE MONEY

Alaskan Adventures
Alaskan Bonus Pack 1 (100 points)
108.00 KB

Cabela's Safari
Safari Bonus Animal (150 points)
108.00 KB

Chromehounds
Total price of all downloadable parts keys (1800 points)
The keys are 108.00 KB each

College Hoops 2K7
2K ReelMaker for College Hoops 2K7 (400 points)
108.00 KB

LEGO Star Wars II: The Original Trilogy
LEGO Star Wars Characters (200 points)
108.00 KB

Rapala TOurnament Fishing!
California Delta Bonus Level (150 points)
108.00 KB

Samurai Warriors 2
Total price to buy horses and hire people not otherwise available (580 points)
The keys are 108.00 KB each

The Godfather
Favor Pack - 3 Favor Missions (250 points)
108.00 KB

Viva Pinata
Accessory Pack 1 (80 points)
Accessory Pack 2 (80 points)
Accessory Pack 3 (80 points)
Accessory Pack 4 (80 points)
The keys are 108.00 KB each

TOTAL COST for content on the disc that is ONLY accessible by PAYING MORE MONEY
3950 MS points ($49.38)


Downloadable keys that COST MONEY to unlock content you could unlock by ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME

Need for Speed: Carbon
Total price for all the available content keys (7320 points)
The keys are 108.00 KB each

The Godfather
The Don Collection (800 points)
or if you buy each thing separately 1265 points
The keys are 108.00 KB each

TOTAL COST for content on the disc that you could actually play to get
8120 MS points ($101.50)


FREE Downloadable Keys that unlock content ON THE DISC

Ridge Racer 6
36 different cars
The keys are 108.00 KB each

Chromehounds
Color Pattern02, Assist parts01, Heavy arms01, Light arms02
The keys are 108.00 KB each

Dead Rising
9 different outfits
The keys are 108.00 KB each

Don't let this trend continue. I see Sony goin the same route with the Gran Turismo HD content. If this is what the Next-Gen is gonna be, i don't want any part of it.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

WTF Files



Kelly Ripa does the Chicken Noodle soup, and will be receiving her Ghetto pass in the mail for Christmas, while i sit and marvel at the fact that Bow Wow is actually shorter than Regis.

Pic of the Day



Words cannot begin to describe how funny this pic is......

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Effed Up Video of the Day



The scene, a crowded city street, A brand new, shiny piece of $500 of electronic equipment, just waiting to be nestled in your loving arms and connected to your television for High Definition entertainment, and...a steam roller. You have a chance to take this coveted machine home for the holidays, all you have to do is answer a few trivia questions spewed out by a morning radio DJ. What do you do? You choke, and have the whole street point and laugh while your precious prize is mercilessly pulverized. Yup, this guy is an idiot (and that was an awful trick question).

P.S Also, ummm... The PS3 caused the steamroller to pop up a few inches when it ran over the thing, prompting the question, "Does the 600$ price tag include a freaking kryptonite shell?"

Friday, December 15, 2006

Youtube Fridaze: Cockroach scares grown ass man



Somebody get this man some balls!! Apparently he forgot them at home on the nightstand, when he left his man in bed to go his weatherman job. But i gotta admit, a cockroach did scare the shit out of me one time, i remember having that summa bitch cornered, and as i was gonna crush him with my boot, dat nigga flew at me-yeah flew at me, shit was creepy as hell, i know i ain't scream like no gurl tho and i ended up killed his airborne ass. In retrospect, i prolly shouldn't have told that story....just watch the damn video.


[That's gotta be a nasty ass television studio, for them to have cockroaches crawling around all willy nilly in that bitch like that!]

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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

I

Fuckin' hate school!! That is all.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Ladies and Gentlemen: This WILL be my next phone!!

Anybody who knows me, knows that i am a real gadget freak, with this being said, i have this phone dead in my sights, and it will have the honor and privilige of being my next phone. The Nokia N95 is THE quintessential convergence device, the "phone" sports features such as an MP3 player, wirless internet (WLAN), Bluetooth (A2DP Stereo Profile), mapping and GPS software, and a 5-count 'em, 5 megapixel cameraphone. Check out the Video below to see the phone in action, and to see why this is a must have for a gadget freak like me.

Friday, December 08, 2006

Youtube Fridaze : Lloyd feat Lil' wayne: You



I'm tired and lazy, and this song is hot, so I'm posting it. I'm really feeling this song, and even though he spits fiyah on this track, Lil' Wanye still needs to sit his rat looking, man kissing, ass down. Take note of the fact that, i allowed Lloyd to be with my gurl, D. Woods from making The Band in this video, he payed me well, so i provided the goods,- just don't get too comfortable Lloyd she gotta come back home.

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One Day...

...Imma have a room in ma crib just like:


This....

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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

This is some funny ass shyt....

I was just browsing C&D, when i ran into this little gem of an article about Bow Wow disscussing the reason for his split with Ciara. Apparently, she pissed him off, literally. Read On for more insanity:

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Ozone: Ozone: So, we all know the story on you and Ciara. But with her new album and sexy video, are you having a little regret about the split?

Bow Wow: First, hell no. Second, y'all don't know the story about Ciara. Let me tell you, the rumors are she's a hermaphrodite. Well, she's not. It's something that's worse to me, and a man of my status can't deal with it. The girl can't control her bladder. I'm going to just let you sit there and let it sink in and marinate.



Ozone: ...

Bow Wow: You heard me, the girl has the bladder of a 3 month old. **** got so bad I was making emergency stops at Wal-Mart to buy Assurance brand diapers for the girl. You know, I had to make myself out to look broke, no one could know your boy Bow Weezy was up in the Wal Mart buying diapers so I got the off brand. But yeah, it was disgusting.

Ozone: Bow Wow, I've heard some crazy **** before, but man, are you serious? Ciara?

Bow Wow: *****, I couldn't believe it either. First time the **** happened, that I knew about anyway, was when me, Jay-Z, his broad, JD and Janet were all up in Club 112 in the VIP you know sipping on the high class ****, Cristal and all that. This was before the whole thing with the French guy saying we don't need to be drinking it. Anyways, there's a saying amongst us ballers, "Cris makes you piss." Well, Ciara learned the hard way. Damn, I was just shocked man, you know? I'm a grown ass man and my gal done pissed on herself. And that ***** Jay had the nerve to laugh and ****. I was like hold on Jay, we can't all retain our water like you and your camel brothers. [1] That ***** was straight hush mouth, and to get the point across further, I kindly slipped a couple of tic tacs to Beyonce, you know?

Read The entire article Here

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Rant of the moment

I've been maaad busy this week, i got finals, i have an weeklong event at my school i'm planning (thanks for all who supported and showed me love so far), I'm almost done (two more days to go). I just can't wait for this and next week to be over. Imma party so damn hard. I just felt like rambling, that is all.

Oh Wait!

What the fuck is up with Britney Spears trying to show the whole world what her coochie look like?? Every since K-fed been up in the mangled mess she calls a vagina the universe stopped giving a fuck.

Saturday, December 02, 2006

Youtube Fridaze (the late edition): Urban Ninja



Yeah, i was bored and i saw this shit on Youtube and thought it was tight, this nigga has waaay too much time on his hands. I can't even begin to image the crazy shit i would be doing, if i could do HALF the stuff in this vid, it would mainly consist of scaring niggas and petty larceny, and...yeah let me not say too much. Enjoy the (late) vid.


 
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