JD is a lucky muddasucka....

Note to self: cop the November '06 issue of King magazine.

Shits and Giggles Presents: Beyonce Drunk

I was browsing Concreteloop and i found these pics that show Beyonce looking a wee bit too happy. She's an adult, so she has the right to get effed up every once-in-a-while like we do, but shit still funny. Jay-Z musta put her on da Hunch-Punch©, cus he looking way too pleased about Bey's current situation. I know dat alarm gon be ringing in her head in da morning.

Pictures from Concreteloop

Randomness Personified

In the middle of sitting here at the front desk @ work typing my last post, i notice a girl walk by the front of the office-nothing ordinary, until i see her walk by again. She nervously steps into the office, hestiant to speak as if the thoughts in her mind weighed on her vocal chords restricting her every word. She finally speaks "Hello, do you have a girlfirend?". Me: "No, why?". She quickly hands me a neatly torn peice of a Stride Gum paper "Okay, i'm going to give you my number, call me sometime-whats your name?" Me: "Andre". "I'm Angela" Homegurl jets outta office. Leaving me confused. I was apprehensive about posting on this 'cause i didn't want anyone to think i'm boasting, cus i don't think i got it like that. It was just so random, i didn't even know people still do that stuff. She's kinda cute, i might give her a call.... what y'all think?

Youtube Fridaze (we back bitchezzz): 3 Round knock Out

Words cannot do justice to the insanity and "ridiculousness" of this video. That's why i love my country and my culture, they're the only ones capable of taking craziness to a completely different level. That reminds me, carnival is gonna jump off soon, gotta see whats good with these parties.

BTW: I love the way all the cameras come up at EXACTLY the same time, you'll see......

This My friends......

Is EXACTLY why the terrorists hate Americans. We need to nip ^this ^ shit in the bud. Thank you for your time. That is all.

The "stupidest" negro of the week award goes to.....

Flavor Flav now has the distinct honor being my first inductee into the stupid negro of the week hall of fame. This man just broke 90%* of Americas hearts (at least the niggas i know) by booting Bootz, one of THE sexiest gurls on reality TV since...sheeieet i can't even think of anyone, prolly one of them real world broads. THE POINT IS, i think homegurl was feeling him, and he let her go cus his ass wanted to sample the goods, a reason i can understand, cus the gurl is fiyah, but he had to be petty cus homegurl wanna uphold her morals (or so she says). I gotta give it to her tho, she stood her ground and choose not to demean herself on T.V, just to stay in the game, and she exited like a true pro. By handing Flav a note with her number on it and advising him to "give me a call when you get sick of these hoes", she solidified herself in my book as a down ass chick.





*figures are in no way, shape, or form, scientific

Your'e Welcome....

Racist Kermit

So wrong, but yet sooo funny

The Italian Ninja

This would not have been funny, except for the fact that he jumps up two seconds after he got hit at about 30-40MPH and starts bitchin. If anyone can give me a translation of what this man says when he jumps up it would be greatly appreciated.

If This nigga don't.....

Imma kick my boy Danis' ass if he don't step up and talk to this girl*. About 20 mins ago, i'm walking from the parking lot about to go to work, my peripherals were overpowered by this svelte, light-skinned beauty. My oculars knew what was up and zoomed the hell on in. Dressed up like she was going to an interview, curly charcoal hair pulled back in a neat little bun, black top, nice little black skirt huggin them curves, all topped of with some punmps. Conservative, but hella sexy. The thoughts were flying thru my head, "Naw dat aint her man, couldn't be!". "Holy shit that is her!". "Naw, man got to be someone else". Upon closer inspection (and i did inspect), my assumptions were confirmed, this was the girl, it's just up to my boy to seal the deal.....

Early frontrunner for woman of the year.

Why can't all (wishful thinking some) women be like this? I ran across

this post

today while trolling thru the blogspot universe. It immediately struck me, because most women (especially black women) are not as forward and straight up about this subject (more so the fact that the enjoy the act), maybe it's because they don't want to "put themselves out there" and/or be labeled as "freaks". I personally don't care, it only matter how you go about talking about the subject of act. When it is done in a tasteful, grown-ass manner, then it's fine with me, if you gon' be all raunchy and over the top it's gonna look bad on you, and then you might run the risk of being labeled a freak, probably not be me though, cus i take the time to get the facts before i reach a conclusion about a person. I don't know if she's gonna be offended, but i really applaud her for being upfront about her sexuality and enjoying what she does for her man.

Here's the full post:

As women (particularly as African American women) we suppress our sexual desires and urges because women shouldn’t enjoy sex openly. And giving head is something that only hookers, hoes, and nasty women do.

Well I recently had the best sexual encounter to date. The incredible part about this experience was I found it more self gratifying to me (internally/emotionally) than the actual fact that I physically came too many times to record. My mission was totally to please him and show my gratification for being such a great guy.

For the first time, I saw myself focusing solely on pleasing this man. It wasn’t about keeping score/track of who did what and making sure all actions were reciprocated. While I had an idea of how the sex would go down before hand and what I wanted to do, all pre-planned thoughts went out of the window.

Have you ever made love to a dick before with your mouth? For the first time, I can raise my hand high. While I am no stranger to giving head, it was normally done based off what I seen in porn or how I was feeling (which was usually when is it my turn). However, this time was an experience I couldn’t even see myself doing in my wildest dreams. It was straight out of a Zane novel, now that I think about it.

I enjoyed this man’s dick for what had to be hours (never been this long before). I took every second of every minute within the hours that passed savoring all aspects of this man’s penis. I did it slow, steady, with much conviction, and fed my appetite that hadn’t been filled in months. Nothing you would ever see in porn. I’ll admit, I have mad feelings for this guy and it helped encourage me to go all out.

For the first time, I came just watching this man enjoy my head game. For the first time, I didn’t have any real hang ups- or inhibition. While he made sure my needs were being met as well. For the first time, it didn’t really matter. For the first time I didn’t expect the man to initiate the oral sex. For the first time, I didn’t care if he ate me out or even penetrated me; for I was just happy giving him some head.

Because I pushed all of my wants and needs aside and focused on him, our sex was unbelievable. It was that kind of sex; you can’t help but think about all of the time. That kind of sex, where you don’t want to sex anyone else because it will taint that last wonderful experience. That kind of sex, that proves good loving is out there. That kind of sex, that if you were a couple, no third party could ever satisfy your needs. That kind of sex, that you damn near think didn’t really happen. That kind of sex, where you don’t wash your bed sheets for a day or two because you can still smell the scent of that man or woman. That kind of sex, you could only have with a person you are truly connected to mentally. That kind of sex, that makes you want to run a front page national ad in all major city newspapers about the good sex. Hell, it was that kind of sex that made me write
Letter of Songs

Blogger Beta

Crap, i tried out this new blogger beta, hoping i could take advantage if the new features. For the most part it works fine and i like that you can sign-in with your google account. The trade-off for all the "new" features, is that i now lose my youtube video posting priviliges, and y'all know how i love to post Youtube videos. So youtube Fridaze are no more, until further notice or untile youtube or blogger beta can allow youtube vids.

Edit: As it turns out, i'm in love with blogger beta, because it allows real-time embedding of videos and the like so, i can post my randomness as usual.

Live Blogging Flavor of Love 2

Yeah it's sunday nite, time for flava of love. This may be a good show this week, cus New York is in the Muthaf**kin house!! And you know what that means, bitchin and catfightin to the tenth level.

Oh Snap, dey gotta do eliminations, survivor style!!

Fuck outta here with dat shit krazy, talkin bout bootz, you don't even know the man's music, and she brought her demo tape, bitch trying to get in da music game. And she so stupid, this is a comptetion ya dee dee dee, ain't no friends.

I dunno, but i think New York may really be feelin flav, but then again, bitch is crazy, now she da head bitch in charge (HBIC), she made my point for me.

Goooolly, booty and bowling balls, can't get no betta.

On a side note, Alehouse wings are da shit!! I can eat that stuff everyday!!

Krazy dumb as a pile of rocks, she can't see thru the fact that New York is a conniving backstabber, she gon' learn, she gon' learn.

But ya know what would be funny, if she was jus a mole for flav and she jus scoping out the fakeness and she gon report back 2 flav.

Bootz. Bootz. Bootz!! Luv me some bootz. Damn, she dropped a big one on flav, flav wanna hit dat rite now. Damn Bootz, got a nigga turnin into a puppy dawg, beggin an shit. LMAO "Please don't make me wait".

Unda tha covers wit Deelishis. You know he palmin' that booty, no wait, he can't palm dat shit. No one can.

New York still can't get no play.

Now she getting jealous, she gotta stir up some shit with Deelishis.

Oh snap, she didn't evaluate her target before, attacking. Ahahaha bobble-headed bitch!!!

OHHH SNAP!!! Low ass blow, Deelishis: "no man ever fucked me and left me the next day!" ROTFL!

What the hell is flav wearing? Looks like a real arabian NIGHT wit his black ass. I see he borrowed one of his mamma head wraps that she be wearing to church.

Note to self. (B**ches love camels)

Deelishis "Krazy's an opportunist", so are you, all y'all are.

Krazy's dumb ass, slippin up again. Damn, Krazy almost got pushed over the railing. Now she trying to tell her that she gotta go cus she pushed her, as i saw it Krazy pushed first. Replay....

Dey all teaming up on Krazy. Haha. Krazy: "you two face" Deelishis: "yeah, i got one here and one here"

New york smart, she used Krazy as a catalyst to stur up some drama in the house and she picked the right one. I think Krazy may be leaving tonite folks....

New York is playing da damn game, Buckeey is a threat to her, so she gon say that she was the agressor.

Dunno bout y'all, but i hate the Sunsilk guys. Buckwild!! makes an appearance, oh and i see she got her accent back!!

What the hell kinda dumb ass broad like a guy cus he's the "Employee of the Month"?? This movie is gonna suck harder than Paris Hilton @ spring break.

New York gets the first clock, she just there for ratings, and its working like a mutha.

Yeah i knew Deelishis was gonna stay, yeah, she does kinda look like a man.

Hell yeah!! I'm glad Bootz ain't goin nowhere, she standing for wat she "believes" in. And she my favorite anyway, without a doubt.

LMAO @ Buckeey, gettin her ass kicked off, she did all the work and put out for nuttin. Her real name is Shay, damn, she look like a Shay too.

So Krazy Stays (yeah, i was wrong, i guarantee you she leaving next week) , they gon' have fun picking on her silly ass.

Next week, damn!! i'm gon watch just to see Deelishis put up the sail on the boat.

LMAO @ New York Fallin her ass off the Horse.

Well that's it for this week, i'm gon change the channel on whinin ass Fit Club, Angie Stone's complainin, excuse making, ass.

Youtube Fridaze: Big L - M.V.P.

This man right here was/is so underrated. This video is the one the got me listening to him. R.I.P Big L.

PlayStation 3 Delayed

Way to drop the ball Sony, alienating your core European customers. This mess can only be attributed to the fact the the blue diode lasers (the ones that make the Blu-ray blue) can't be manufactured on time. On November 17th (if the make the damn things on time)the American market will only get 400,000 units and Japan gets 100,000 units, for a grand total of 500,000 units on launch day. Hardly big numbers when you consider that the Xbox 360 launched last year with 1.5 million worldwide units and even then there were widespread shortages. So the gamers who have been faithful to the Sony brand will be made to suffer, all because you are forcing gamers to decide the "Next-gen" optical disc wars. Yeah i'm gonna be happy with my 360 this Xmas, while little johnny cries cause mommy stood 10 hours in line with $600, only to not get a PS3.

Dolphins vs. Steelers

I'm just now gettin into American "Football"( i'm from the islands so we answer to the soccer a.k.a "Real Football" gods over there), so forgive me if i use a wrong term or two. I tuned in to watch the season opener, Dolphins vs. Steelers. The opening perfomance by Diddy was aight, i've seen better (why the hell was non-singing ass Cassie on stage?). On to my thoughts on the game, what was up with that late flag from Nick Saban last nights game?! If he wanted to get the ref's attention before the snapped the ball, he should have pelted the freaking ref wit the flag. That game shouldn't have ended like that, too many interceptions, and not enough coverage. That's my take on the game, looking forward to the season.

Rant of the moment

Why da hell are girls so silly? They go after the dudes that they know gon screw them over and when the inevitable happens, they act suprised like they ain't know that shit was gon happen. Io'n feel sorry fo ya'll no more when ya'll come crying to me. That is all.

Youtube Fridaze: Raheem DeVaughn - You

This song has been my ish for about the last month now, i gotta go cop this album. This was the anthem to my summer crush, and she actually has a birthday tommorow (why i gotta have song for every girl?), so i dedicate this 2 her. Happy Birthday Beautiful, and God Bless.